"Nothing's free in this world bitch so don't come knocking on my fucking door with your flamboyant umbrella and expect a goddamn charity donation without earning that cash. That fucking pissed me off so I whipped my ass stretching, mouth tearing black jack hammer out and said "So you willing to suck this fucking dick or what?" You bet your ass he did and I straight pounded it making him earn that jack, handed the hooker some cash and said hit the fucking road."
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